Best Quotes & Wishes for Everyone
by Skylar Wishes
Starting the day with a good laugh may be a wonderful way to get the day started. When you have the chance to make your loved ones laugh, your pleasure is double. Below are a few humorous good morning greetings that you may send to your loved ones to brighten their day.
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I’m in and it’s good morning. Just like any other day, start your day with a fart!
Happy morning and best wishes. It’s still a long way to the weekend, so grab a cup of coffee and rev your engines.
Soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not the weekend yet, so smile right when you wake up. Good morning!
Positivity cannot be found anywhere else, so cherish every moment. Good morning. Wishing you a wonderful day!
Love is blind until the morning comes and I see your face.
Instead of saying ‘good morning’, I always say ‘MORNING’ if it is a good morning, I’d still be in bed asleep
Make me coffee in the morning and I’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee runs out
Every morning I plan to be productive, but then a voice in my head says, “haha good one!”. And we both laughed and laughed, and we both take a nap.
The other day, I woke up and felt there was something missing. Then I grabbed my phone, and sent a morning greeting to you.
Even though I’m fast asleep, I still see the morning peeking through the window of my bedroom. Sunrise is such a pervert.
Greetings in the wake of another solid day. I hope it’s not the only good you see today.
In my heart, I wish I could tell early risers to shut up and go to sleep, but that is not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
Good morning to the person who has earned another day in my company. I love you.
Good morning, my dear. I know you’ve got so many things on your mind today. Early waking up is not one of them.
Up until I heard the alarm, I was the richest man in the world. Good morning!
Early mornings aren’t my favorite because they start while I’m still asleep.
On one morning, when I woke up, I couldn’t find my socks, so I called Information. “Hello, Information.” I said, “I can’t find my socks.” She replied, “They’re behind the couch.” She was right!
The brain is such an amazing organ; it starts working when you wake up and does not stop until you leave for work.
Every day should be started differently…instead of waking up…
God created sleep, while the devil created alarm clocks. Good Morning!
By far the worst part of the morning is waking up and realizing that it’s not a holiday. The same routine will be repeated all day long. Good morning!
When you don’t have an alarm clock by your bedside, every morning is a blessing. Alarm clocks are a curse. Good morning!
Good morning! You still have time to nap if you didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Wake up, welcome another unproductive, leisurely day that promises another similar one tomorrow. Good Morning!
Stress and trouble are part of everyday life. Keep on sleeping if you want a good day. Sleep until you die and stop life from happening to you!
To start your day off right, open your eyes, take a deep breath, and go back to sleep. Good Morning
When you awaken in the morning, you need to be an optimist to open your eyes.
Vice-presidents have the best jobs in the country. He just has to get up every morning and ask, “How is the president?”
Each morning, I wake up at nine and grab the paper. On the obituary page, I see the name of the deceased. If it doesn’t include my name, I get up.
It’s okay to kill people who want to have a full conversation really early in the morning
Wake up you lazy one: you have a message.
Have a wonderful refreshing cup of coffee and a short and sweet Monday! Good morning!
You’re in luck waking up at noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again believing it is still early in the morning.
A majority of angels show up in the morning, but I’ve shown up now. As a sign of respect, all you have to do is bow down a bit. Cheers!
Every morning I step on a landmine as soon as I get out of bed. I am the landmine. Having exploded, the rest of the day was spent putting it back together.
Let’s be honest. Having to wake up is the worst part of waking up. As you struggle through this struggle, here’s to you. Good morning!
Good morning! Widen your mouth! I’ll just pour this coffee right in!
For me, a perfect morning is waking up, rolling over, and going back to sleep. May you have an equally joyful time as me. Good morning, buddy!
Good morning dear friend. Getting dressed this morning, I realized that a good friend is like a good bra: supportive, just for me, the right fit. Thanks for always being my best friend and support system.
Good morning, octopus! My new nickname for you- someone reminded me recently that true friends stick close to you like an octopus. I’m so grateful that you are my bestie.
The only thing that stops me from destroying my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s on my cellphone
Basically, there are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) people who want to shoot morning people, 2) people who want to hide from morning people.
Getting a good start to your day is not about waking up early. Even if you roll around in bed thinking about friends like me, you will still have a wonderful morning. Good Morning.
You’re probably asleep right now, but I’d still like to wish you a good morning! In the afternoon and at night, too! How many times a day are you awake?!
Here’s to a friend who doesn’t know when to quit because he never starts! Wishing you a restful day!
Good morning, my friend! Let’s forget about responsibilities and relax all day! It’s the same thing you do every day!
Good morning to a friend who is never stressed about anything, because this friend is always sleeping!
Good morning, friend who is well-acquainted with me, yet somehow still hangs around. Wishing you another fun-filled day!
Even though I’m not sure why I’m up so early, I don’t deserve to suffer alone. Torture is pretty much the best word to describe it. So…..Good morning, buddy!
If your mornings begin with little kid’s legs kicking you in the face instead of your soft alarm clock, you know you’re a mom. Worth the effort? Absolutely. Good morning, friend!
Good morning to my most dedicated coworker! Unfortunately, he is at work, and I am here! Anyway, have a great day!
Have a great day, lazy! Let this day be a productive one for someone else! That’s obviously not you!
Good morning! Wake you up and stop snoring so loudly. Your snoring has really hurt those bed bugs.
Who doesn’t hate getting up and going to work in the morning? I feel you, bro.
Another brutal, gruesome dream thief. Good morning, he’s called. Have a great day!
Let’s eat our breakfast; I know your stomach has been growling all night long. Good morning!
Hey! I enjoyed my night. Even as you slept peacefully, I was fighting mosquitoes. Glad I won. Good morning!
After waking up this morning, I realized it is not Friday. Atop that, the day after tomorrow is not Friday either.
A bad start begins with waking up early! Good Morning!
Starting the day with motivation is an excellent idea. Not in the morning! Good Morning!
Farting, sneezing, coughing. I do a soundcheck in the morning. Good morning, dude!
Me and my bed love each other, only the alarm clock doesn’t. Good Morning!
Why is the morning so early? I need more time to fantasize about the man who weakens my knees every day. Good Morning!
I wish I could write you the most beautiful greeting, but since I’m not a poet or a writer, I hope you’re happy with this greeting. Come on, wake up!
Let me tell you a secret: last night I dreamed of you… in my dream you seemed so handsome, tall, and powerful … what a pity to have woken up from that beautiful dream and faced reality. Good Morning!
I regret interrupting your long romantic relationship with your pillow, but a lovely morning awaits you, and I regret removing the sheets that make you happy, but the dawn has come. Sorry, but that was a lie. Please hurry up, it is raining and there is heavy traffic. Good Morning!!
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. – Punit Ghadge
Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day. – Phil Dunphy
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. – Ursula Le Guin
When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. – Crystal Woods
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. – Unknown
Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky. – Mickey Nice
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. – Glen Cook
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again. – Suburban Men
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. – Tony Smith
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’! – Fulton J. Sheen
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben
Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says Good joke. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.- Gehenna Toss
The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me. – Sally Coleslaw
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.- Job Might
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About Skylar Wishes
Skylar Wishes is a gifted writer who enjoys writing inspirational quotes and messages that uplift and motivate others. She has a passion for helping people to see their own potential and to reach their highest aspirations. Her words are simple, but they carry a lot of weight.
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